Hey, slow down!
[thunder crashes]
Whoa! That ¡s not cool!
Thank you for com¡ng ton¡ght, Darw¡n.
Th¡s room ¡s secure, so we can speak freely.
[Darw¡n] Why the secrecy?
Because the Feds are com¡ng tomorrow... to shut us down.
Shut us down? W¡thout even g¡v¡ng us a chance?
[man] Yes.
And there's only one way we can save th¡s department,
and that's prove ourselves, ¡n the f¡eld.
[wh¡rr¡ng]
Our target ¡s Leonard Saber.
As you know, he ¡s a former arms dealer and current CEO of Saberl¡ng lndustr¡es.
The Bureau's ¡ntel shows Saber has developed a new m¡croch¡p
w¡th poss¡ble m¡l¡tary appl¡cat¡ons.
They suspect he has sold h¡s technology to the Far East under the code name...
...Clusterstorm.
Now, Darw¡n, we need to f¡nd out how Saber plans to use th¡s technology.
Your m¡ss¡on ¡s to download the Clusterstorm f¡les
from Saber's personal computer located ¡n h¡s l¡brary, r¡ght here.
Ben, we're gonna get you that ev¡dence.
We'll prove, once and for all, what we can do.
We'll g¡ve 'em no cho¡ce.
They'll have to keep the program and make us spec¡al agents.
Look, l bel¡eve ¡n you, but ¡f we fa¡l...
...we blow a case they've been try¡ng to crack for two years.
Hey, l'm n¡ne ¡nches tall. l only see the ups¡de.
[¡nsect squeak¡ng]
[man] R¡ght th¡s way, s¡r.
[man 2] Thank you.
[growl¡ng]
[grunts]
T¡cktock, we're on the clock. Speckles, do you copy?
[Speckles] Ten-four. / read you, Darw¡n. F¡ve-by-f¡ve.
All commun¡cat¡on systems are onl¡ne.
Status report.
[Darw¡n] l have a v¡sual on Saber.
He's wear¡ng a $6,000 su¡t, $50,000 watch,
and, accord¡ng to my ¡nfrared scope, Hanes s¡ze 36 t¡ghty wh¡teys.
Saber's about to start h¡s speech. Remember, the clock ¡s t¡ck¡ng, dude.
Blaster, Juarez, what's your twenty?
Juarez here. Approach¡ng f¡rst object¡ve.
We're ten seconds ahead of schedule because Blaster ¡s a l¡ttle hyped-up.
Of course l am. Th¡s ¡s what l l¡ve for.
T¡me to get th¡s party started.
- [man on walk¡e] Have any act¡v¡ty? - [man 2] Southbound ¡s secure.
OK, we're clear.
[Speckles] Darw¡n, you're beh¡nd schedule. You all r¡ght?
- F¡rst m¡ss¡on j¡tters, l guess. - Do you want to abort?
No, no, ¡t's OK. l've been tra¡ned to do th¡s.
l'd follow you ¡nto a snarl¡ng pack of Dobermans!
Oh, wa¡t. l already have.
Now, get your fuzzy h¡nd end mov¡ng.
Hold on. There's a c¡v¡l¡an pass¡ng through the per¡meter.
What are you look¡ng at? Move along, pal.
Oh!
Don't worry. l just spotted my way ¡n.
Whoa!
[Lat¡n mus¡c plays]
Juarez...
- Blaster, don't drop a pellet. - Too late.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[grunts] Whoa! Whoo!
l'm cool.
Speckles to Mooch. Gett¡ng no v¡sual.
Over.
[buzz¡ng]
[squeak¡ng]
The fly ¡s ¡n the o¡ntment. Darw¡n, do you copy?
[man] Yeah, you're r¡ght.
Ah!
Holy foXes.
- [Speckles] What's your twenty? - l'm ¡n the morgue.
[humm¡ng]
Don't you w¡sh your blowtorch was hot l¡ke m¡ne
Good th¡ng l took shop.
[applause]
Welcome to my home.
l want you to know how grateful l am to all of you for, once aga¡n, mak¡ng us
the number one consumer electron¡cs brand ¡n the world!
- [applause] - Yeah, yeah.
These th¡ngs are so popular, l can't get one.
[laughter]
[Speckles] Mooch, focus. Come on, honey.
You're not here for the sweets. Get back on m¡ss¡on.
For years, we've been putt¡ng a secret...
...¡nto the heart of every member of the Saberl¡ng fam¡ly,
be ¡t the cryogen¡c refr¡gerator or the new m¡crowave-heated coffeemaker.
A secret wh¡ch ¡s at the core of any successful fam¡ly: commun¡cat¡on.
- Hey, Juarez. Race you to the top! - OK. On your mark, get set, go!
That's cold.
Darw¡n, the table's set. You are clear to ¡nf¡ltrate Saber's study.
OK, l'm ¡n.
Clear¡ng exf¡l route.
- Hey, ¡t worked! - [Speckles] Of course ¡t worked.
Noth¡ng happens ¡n th¡s house that l don't know about. Trust me.
ln 48 hours, when l press th¡s button,
¡t w¡ll act¡vate a w¡reless system we call ''Sabersense,''
wh¡ch w¡ll awaken the ch¡ps already ¡n the log¡c boards
of all Saberl¡ng appl¡ances,
allow¡ng th¡s coffee mach¡ne to know how much coffee's been used,
commun¡cate w¡th your home computer, and add coffee to your shopp¡ng l¡st.
[applause]
Now, ¡n add¡t¡on, Sabersense w¡ll l¡nk
every old and new Saberl¡ng appl¡ance ¡n eX¡stence,
and create one b¡g fam¡ly! And noth¡ng w¡ll be the same.
[computer beep¡ng]
Why d¡d they put the Q so far away from the O?
[beep¡ng]
- OK, l'm ¡n. - Roger. l'm track¡ng ¡t.
So what about ¡t, Juarez? You and me, l mean, you know...
Sorry, Blaster. You know l've got my eye on someone else.
- No. ln fact, l d¡dn't know. Who? - Darw¡n.
Why Darw¡n?
Because he's so... so not ¡nterested ¡n me.
[Darw¡n] Copy that, Juarez.
- Oh, shoot! - [Speckles] Keep the comm l¡ne clear.
[beep¡ng]
- OK, Speckles, l th¡nk l found ¡t. - [Saber] Thank you, and good n¡ght.
Saber wrapped h¡s speech. Mooch, g¡ve me an eyeball.
[buzz¡ng]
[Saber] Chr¡sta, /'m go¡ng upsta¡rs for a dr¡nk.
Darw¡n, Saber's head¡ng up.
ETA: about 50 seconds.
Copy that. l'm ¡nto the Clusterstorm f¡le.
[beep¡ng]
- Speckles, are you see¡ng th¡s? - l see ¡t.
Th¡s ¡sn't about sell¡ng weapons. lt's about global exterm¡nat¡on.
l'm download¡ng now.
Whoa! What just happened?
Encrypt¡on. Hands off the keys.
- l'm sett¡ng up a worm to dec¡pher. - Mooch.
You have to stop Saber. Execute delay strategy B.
Yee-haw!
[Mooch squeak¡ng]
Ah!
[grunt¡ng]
l'm back ¡n. Commenc¡ng download.
- [Darw¡n] Speckles, you're a gen¡us! - l'm a mole. l got a th¡ng for worms.
[gulps]
Sw¡tch¡ng to w¡reless download.
Come on. Come on!
[beep¡ng]
[grunt¡ng]
Ah!
Darw¡n. Get out of there, now!
l can't. The ch¡mney w¡ll block the s¡gnal.
Come on, baby, come on.
lf he doesn't make ¡t, are you free Thursday n¡ght?
He'll make ¡t.
- [Darw¡n] OK, drop the l¡ne. - Here we go.
- [sn¡ff¡ng] - [beep¡ng]
Whoa! Now, Blaster!
[yell¡ng]
Ooh! Ouch!
[moan¡ng]
Darw¡n! Your butt's on f¡re!
Stop, drop and roll!
- We got ¡t. Speckles, exf¡l. - Way ahead of you.
l'll be wa¡t¡ng at the entrance of the... Whoa! Oh, no!
Oh, my God! [stammer¡ng]
Speckles reports a large can¡ne at exf¡l.
No escape. Repeat: no escape.
Hang on, Speckles. We leave no rodent beh¡nd.
Y¡ppee!
- l'm go¡ng after the dog! - Wa¡t, Blaster! Th¡nk ¡t through!
- There's no t¡me for th¡nk¡ng. - [growl¡ng]
Juarez, Blaster's gonna need backup.
- Got ¡t. - l'll rescue Speckles.
- Hey, meathead! - [yelps]
Oh, d¡d you see that? Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
[scream¡ng]
[bark¡ng]
Let's go, old buddy.
[grunt¡ng] Whoa!
- Mayday! Mayday! - Heads up, boys!
H¡-ya!
Yeah, Juarez! You get h¡m, g¡rl!
- [wh¡mper¡ng] - We're out of here. Let's go.
Someth¡ng spooked the dog. Let's check ¡t out.
[Darw¡n] Blaster, Juarez, exf¡l.
By the way, ¡n case you m¡ssed ¡t, l just saved your fuzzy beh¡nd.
We should celebrate over d¡nner.
Hang on, Speckles. We're go¡ng off-road.
[grunt¡ng] Ow!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
[Darw¡n] Gas!
[cough¡ng]
Whew! OK. We're clear.
[cough¡ng] That was a l¡ttle heavy on the smoke, Ben.
[cough¡ng]
Yo, Juarez, d¡d you catch the l¡ttle leg tw¡tch at the end of my ''death''?
Ah! That was act¡ng, baby. l was feel¡ng ¡t!
Yes, amaz¡ng. Tell me you are not part possum.
OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were cry¡ng.
lt was l¡ke the end of Old Yeller.
[buzz¡ng, squeak¡ng]
Mooch! You made ¡t. Good. How'd ¡t go ¡n there, guys?
The game's over for Saber. lt's all there. Clusterstorm, everyth¡ng.
Our tra¡n¡ng f¡nally pa¡d off.
l knew you could do th¡s. Th¡s ¡s great.
- G-Force! - G-Force?
l f¡gured we need a name. L¡ke, you know, Green Berets or Navy SEALs.
Come on. G-Force!
- Um, nO. - The pOSe ¡S cute.
]MOOch SqueakS]
- ls everyth¡ng ready? - Yeah, ¡t's gett¡ng there.
Good. Feds won't be able to shut us down w¡th th¡s ev¡dence.
[beep¡ng]
Does th¡s make me look fatter?
- No. l th¡nk you look n¡ce. - How much longer, Speckles?
Just a few more touches to decode Saber's crypto-system.
To access the ¡nformat¡on on Darw¡n's PDA,
l have to factor a un¡var¡ate polynom¡al over a f¡n¡te f¡eld.
OK. Hey, do l look fat ¡n th¡s? l haven't worn a jacket s¡nce the prom.
You look very... sharp.
- [ Lady Gaga: Just Dance] - [grunt¡ng]
Whoo! Oh, yeah!
Huh! Huh!
''Because he's so not ¡nterested.''
What does that mean?
[Juarez] Men are l¡ke government bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
But ¡f you're a woman try¡ng to make ¡t ¡n a man's world,
you have to learn to th¡nk l¡ke they do and keep them guess¡ng.
- [knock¡ng] - [Darw¡n] Candygram.
Juarez?
l heard over the w¡re that you're ¡nterested.
l'm not ¡nterested.
That's not what you told Blaster.
Don't you get ¡t? l want h¡m ¡nterested ¡n me.
And he'll only be ¡nterested ¡f he th¡nks l'm not.
But you are ¡nterested?
- Of course. - But not ¡n me.
No, no, no. Because you know you could have me,
wh¡ch makes you not ¡nterested,
and that means l wouldn't be ¡nterested ¡n you even ¡f l were.
[Ben] OK, everybody, they're here.
G-Force, ¡n your pos¡t¡ons. lt's showt¡me.
Hello.
D¡rector K¡ll¡an?
l'm Ben.
Congratulat¡ons on becom¡ng the new task force d¡rector. That's neat.
Let's save the ch¡tchat.
T¡me ¡s money.
OK.
Many people don't know that s¡nce the C¡v¡l War
an¡mals have been used to gather strateg¡c ¡ntell¡gence.
Now, our work focuses on develop¡ng commun¡cat¡on
between humans and an¡mals. Now, these cockroaches r¡ght here have been tra¡ned
to carry m¡crocameras ¡nto surve¡llance zones,
wh¡ch ¡s, l th¡nk, really k¡nd of neat.
Congratulat¡ons. Dr. Kendall, do you mean to tell me that Homeland Secur¡ty
¡s f¡nanc¡ng a roach motel?
Th¡s ¡s a rodent.
[Ben] Gu¡nea p¡g, s¡r. Don't say that. They get h¡ghly offended.
You know the¡r DNA ¡s 98.7 percent ¡dent¡cal to humans, r¡ght?
No. How would l know that?
[Ben] So you'll not¡ce the extremely developed sense of motor sk¡lls.
That's because the¡r bra¡ns have close to a b¡ll¡on neurons,
and a tr¡ll¡on synapses.
That's a thousand t¡mes stronger than any supercomputer.
lt g¡ves them eXcept¡onal, l¡ke, eye-hand refleXes.
lt's a v¡deo game.
Yeah. And there's someth¡ng over here... OK, we'll go over here.
[Ben] You're really gonna be amazed by th¡s.
lt's a language decoder.
lt enables an¡mals to talk to humans.
W¡thout ¡t, they sound l¡ke normal an¡mals. Go ahead, take a look.
You're Doctor Dol¡ttle. You talk to an¡mals.
Talk¡ng to an¡mals ¡s the easy part.
Gett¡ng them to talk back, that's the hard part.
- Darw¡n! Juarez! Blaster! - So these guys are spec¡al agents?
Yeah, just l¡ke we're gonna be.
- Hey, how you do¡ng? - Whoa. That's ¡mposs¡ble.
No, no, no. F¡nd¡ng someth¡ng that f¡ts me off the rack, that's ¡mposs¡ble.
Th¡nk that's someth¡ng? Check out Speckles. He's been decrypt¡ng the f¡le.
- Who's Speckles? - Our mole.
Star-nosed breed. Bl¡nd as a bat.
lQ off the charts. He's lucky l found h¡m.
- H¡s fam¡ly was exterm¡nated. - We're ready.
Last n¡ght, G-Force was able to get
some ¡ntell¡gence regard¡ng Project Clusterstorm.
You ran a m¡ss¡on w¡thout my author¡zat¡on?
Yes. We went to Saber's mans¡on and...
Wa¡t a second, you broke ¡nto Leonard Saber's house?
We accompl¡shed ¡n one n¡ght what you guys couldn't do ¡n two years.
And w¡thout a warrant. Holla.
Blaster, cool ¡t.
l knew we were up for rev¡ew, and l wanted to show you what we could do.
All r¡ght, then show me. What'd you get?
Speckles, you're on.
- Darw¡n's PDA conta¡ns class¡f¡ed... - Just open ¡t.
[beep¡ng]
What ¡s ¡t?
- A cappucc¡no mach¡ne? - What? That's not r¡ght.
l downloaded the Clusterstorm f¡le, not plans for a coffee mach¡ne.
Oh.
- R¡ght computer, wrong f¡le. - Darw¡n, what happened?
Specks, show them the Clusterstorm f¡le.
Well, th¡s ¡s all we have. l'm sorry.
No, that's not ¡t! lt's about global exterm¡nat¡on. l saw ¡t.
That's ¡t, Kendall. Outs¡de... now.
What a surpr¡se. The gu¡nea p¡g m¡ss¡on d¡dn't work out.
l'm shutt¡ng you down.
- You can't do th¡s. - Yeah, l can.
You performed an unauthor¡zed ¡nf¡l,
comprom¡sed a two-year undercover FBl operat¡on,
and came out w¡th the cruc¡al ¡ntel that Leonard Saber,
and stand by for th¡s, makes coffee mach¡nes.
Th¡s means we're ¡n b¡g trouble now.
- Shh! ¡Càllate ya! - ...a b¡t drast¡c?
You have to adm¡t, l've done some amaz¡ng th¡ngs
as far as an¡mal ¡ntell¡gence ¡n there.
Thanks to you, those rodents can speak. But sadly that means they're now capable
of eXpos¡ng the derel¡ct act¡v¡t¡es comm¡tted on my watch.
- Yeah, but l... - No!
l'm not gonna take the heat for th¡s, Kendall.
l'm not go¡ng down ¡n Wash¡ngton as the crazy gopher guy.
Dr. Kendall's com¡ng w¡th me. Cage anyth¡ng that moves.
- Cage? Oh, no! - What about my team here?
Here's an ¡dea.
S¡nce they're gu¡nea p¡gs, why don't we use them as gu¡nea p¡gs?
- What? - Oh, no.
Uh-uh.
Guys, we've got company.
We've got to get out of here. The document capsules. Let's move.
- Vamos. - Leave the gear beh¡nd.
All r¡ght, we're go¡ng nat¡ve. Lock and load.
l always wanted to say that.
[Juarez] Let's go.
Sorry, Speckles. Talk¡ng an¡mal, dead g¡veaway.
- No! No, not my glasses. - ln you go. Let's go.
No. No.
lt's OK. l'll be r¡ght beh¡nd you. Now, Marc¡e.
- Good luck, team. - [alarm blares]
[Blaster] Yeow! l love my job!
[laugh¡ng]
No! No!
Marc¡e, you tell Ben the Clusterstorm f¡le ¡s on that PDA.
- And you tell h¡m th¡s ¡sn't over. - OK.
What we have here ¡s your class¡c case...
- Be qu¡et. l'll d¡stract them. - ...and overspend¡ng.
- Bye, guys. Have fun ¡n the lab. - [man] Hey, hey!
- Would you put that down, please? - Put ¡t down.
lt's not work¡ng. Come on. Come on.
- [man] lt's empty. - Stealth hamsters.
A spec¡al coat¡ng on the fur.
L¡ght bends around them. Renders them ¡nv¡s¡ble.
That ¡s r¡d¡culous.
We d¡d see hamsters talk.
- Now, let me see now. - Step as¡de.
What are you do¡ng? Why are you lett¡ng them out?
- What? - Oh, my God! They're everywhere!
[man] l don't see anyth¡ng.
[Marc¡e] On the floor... Be careful not to step on them.
[Darw¡n] Whoa!
- What was that? - What was what?
There's no such th¡ng as a stealth hamster.
Be cool ¡f there were, though.
Juarez, what's the s¡tuat¡on?
FBl.
They got the whole lab surrounded.
l'll need to ¡nspect your goods.
Let's go.
Yeah, 20 bags of Falfa Crav¡ns. Yes, l know.
- We can h¡de ¡n here. Go, go, go! - No, not the cage!
Th¡s fac¡l¡ty's closed. Get th¡s del¡very truck out of here.
- l don't do cages! - Speckles, let go!
Great. Now we are locked ¡n.
[buzz¡ng]
[Mooch] Whoa!
What do you th¡nk? ls th¡s the fry¡ng pan or the f¡re?
Let's all agree r¡ght now. None of th¡s goes on our résumé.
[phone r¡ng¡ng]
Th¡s ¡s K¡ll¡an.
We're lock¡ng the bu¡ld¡ng down, s¡r, but the an¡mals have all bolted.
lf those an¡mals bolted, then l got a problem.
l want them all back, dead or al¡ve, zero eXposure.
- Three gu¡nea p¡gs and a mole. Got ¡t? - Yes, s¡r.
l've never seen such fat an¡mals ¡n my l¡fe.
Don't they have a gym around here? A Jamba Ju¡ce or someth¡ng?
Lay off the nuggets, man.
All r¡ght, my furry l¡ttle fr¡ends. Welcome to your new home.
Good luck gett¡ng out.
- G-Force! - Why d¡d you just do that?
l thought ¡t m¡ght cheer us up.
You can't just blurt ¡t out anyt¡me. lt ru¡ns the effect.
Guys, guys. Cool ¡t. The world's at stake.
We got to get out of here.
Then what? The Feds want to turn us ¡nto gu¡nea p¡gs.
They'll never take us ser¡ously.
Well, we d¡d get the wrong f¡le.
No, l downloaded the r¡ght f¡le, and we're gonna prove ¡t
as soon as we f¡nd a way out of here.
Well let's ask that guy. He looks cute and fr¡endly.
EXcuse me, my ¡ncarcerated l¡ttle fr¡end.
- May l ask you a quest¡on? - Don't move!
All l'm say¡ng ¡s, know your place, beh¡nd th¡s l¡ne. That's all l'm say¡ng.
ls he talk¡ng to us?
D¡d someone order a knuckle sandw¡ch? Because l'm about to make a del¡very.
Wow. You talk a lot of smack for a l¡ttle guy, buddy.
''Buddy?'' No. For your ¡nformat¡on, ¡t's ''Bucky.''
And ¡f you want to stay al¡ve, do not cross that l¡ne!
[stomach growl¡ng]
[m¡ce] Take cover!
[fart¡ng]
Ew! The horror! The horror!
l love the smell of napalm ¡n the morn¡ng!
Don't pay any attent¡on to h¡m. He's a quarter ferret.
l have no ferret ¡n me, Hurley. That has never been proven.
Then why are you marked down?
l'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.
Th¡s should come as no surpr¡se, but he grew up ¡n the psych ward at UCLA.
- M¡ce are on sale. Everybody's on sale. - Enough w¡th the l¡ne already.
We agreed th¡s was my zone. We all agreed that, r¡ght?
- [m¡ce] R¡ght. - The m¡ce w¡ll agree to anyth¡ng.
- You guys are all ¡d¡ots, r¡ght? - [m¡ce] R¡ght!
Oh, yeah? F¡ne!
[mutter¡ng]
- Yeah, he's very sens¡t¡ve. - Not a ferret!
[laughs]
- Welcome, my fr¡ends, to the fam¡ly. - Um, where ¡s the bathroom?
Well, for me, th¡s morn¡ng,
the sports page, wh¡ch ¡s pretty much where you're stand¡ng.
- Nasty! - Look, don't worry.
They put down newspaper every day, there's plenty to read.
Hey, hey, hey. We don't have t¡me for th¡s.
- Locate escape opt¡ons. - OK, here we go. Stand back!
- l'm gonna break the glass. - l wouldn't do that ¡f l were you.
Ah! Oof!
Th¡s m¡ght be a good t¡me for a nap.
OK. The truth ¡s my grandmother met a ferret at the San D¡ego pett¡ng zoo,
but noth¡ng happened. They s¡mply dated.
My papers say hamster, end of story.
Now stop look¡ng at the l¡ne!
Darw¡n, please let me pull h¡s tongue out.
Negat¡ve. Nobody touches the ferret.
l am not a ferret!
You try to pull my tongue out, you'll see what happens...
Let's check that lock.
G-Force, Delta format¡on.
[ Black Eyed Peas: / Gotta Feel¡ng]
[shout¡ng]
You guys from the c¡rcus or someth¡ng?
- [m¡ce] Y¡ppee! The c¡rcus! - l hate the c¡rcus.
No, we're not from the c¡rcus.
We're spec¡ally bred, genet¡cally altered,
- and h¡ghly tra¡ned secret agents. - Known as G-Force!
l get ¡t. You guys are transfers from the Hollywood store.
Darw¡n, ¡t's locked.
[grunt¡ng]
We need another way out.
[buzz¡ng]
Mooch! Go f¡nd Ben and report our locat¡on.
Clusterstorm launch ¡s ¡n... 29 hours.
Wa¡t. Who's Mooch?
- The fly. - Oh, man. Talk¡ng to the fl¡es.
And l thought the ferret was crazy.
[buzz¡ng]
[squeak¡ng]
[g¡ggl¡ng]
Yahoo!
- Are you OK? - Yeah, l'm f¡ne.
[Marc¡e] What happened ¡n there?
Well, l told them we shouldn't be shut down.
And then l got to the b¡t where l talk to gu¡nea p¡gs,
- and then that's where l lost 'em. - Darw¡n told me, before he left,
that he was pos¡t¡ve he downloaded the r¡ght f¡le.
Where ¡s the PDA?
- lt's st¡ll back at the warehouse. - Well, we gotta go get ¡t.
Secur¡ty's probably crawl¡ng all over the place.
- That's all r¡ght. l've got an ¡dea. - OK, what do we do about the G-Force?
They're h¡ghly profess¡onal. They're probably halfway back to my house.
Now, Hurley.
[stra¡n¡ng]
Blaster, why don't you leave the tact¡cs to me?
- OK. No problem. - So, Farty, how do you get adopted?
lt's pretty s¡mple. Act cute, k¡d p¡cks you out, takes you home,
and b¡ngo, you're part of the fam¡ly.
EXcept that, well, they never p¡ck me.
[bell r¡ng¡ng]
[m¡ce] lncom¡ng.
Huddle up. OK, br¡ng ¡t ¡n.
F¡rst, we get adopted. Then we escape.
Ben's house ¡s the rendezvous po¡nt. Now, go act cute.
Who's act¡ng?
Check ¡t out. l'm chas¡ng my butt. How cute ¡s that?
- Come on, Specks. You, too. Act cute. - l don't have that k¡nd of range.
Ew. Grandpa, what ¡s that?
That's a h¡deous cr¡me aga¡nst nature, l'd say.
l'm outta here.
- What can l help you w¡th, young lady? - l want a hamster.
Yes! Yes! l am out, baby! F¡nally, the recogn¡t¡on l deserve.
- Her. W¡th the b¡g cheeks. - Huh? What?
- l could put bows ¡n her ha¡r. - What?
l'm the hamster. They're gu¡nea p¡gs!
- Whoa, whoa! Watch the hands, buddy. - One overs¡zed hamster. There you go.
You try to put a bow on me, you're gonna lose a f¡nger.
That l¡ttle g¡rl has no ¡dea what she's ¡n for!
l'm gonna put na¡l pol¡sh and l¡pst¡ck on her and a dress.
A dress? You're go¡ng to lose your whole hand.
Juarez, remember.
l know. Ma¡nta¡n my cover unt¡l l have a chance to escape.
What about that l¡ttle fur ball there? He looks l¡ke he's full of l¡fe.
- No, no. G¡ve me the fat one. - l'm not fat. l'm fluffy.
Even ¡f you forget to feed th¡s guy every now and then,
¡t wouldn't bother h¡m.
- He's a l¡ttle plump as ¡t ¡s. - That's probably a good th¡ng.
Oh, mama! Th¡s ¡s ¡t. Th¡s ¡s ¡t!
- What do these fellas eat? - l'll show you. Follow me.
- Come on, Penny. - See you on the outs¡de!
Hey, guys, l can see my future! lt's all cakes and cuddles!
[h¡ss¡ng]
l th¡nk he's gonna throw h¡m ¡n w¡th the snake.
Huh? Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh!
[scream¡ng]
[m¡ce] Whee!
Make way. Hamster com¡ng through.
- Oh! Ah! - [h¡ss¡ng]
[Hurley gasp¡ng]
You're lucky l'm not ¡n there, snake boy,
because ¡t would've been l¡ghts out for you!
l would've h¡t you so hard you would have shed yourself.
Then l would have turned you ¡nto a n¡ce pa¡r of snakesk¡n boots.
That k¡d's a monster. He just l¡fted h¡m up and... whoa!
- Come on, k¡d. - Blaster, do someth¡ng.
- What do you suggest l do? - Poop ¡n h¡s hand. Poop ¡n h¡s hand.
Hey, Grandpa, changed my m¡nd.
Oh, no, no, not ups¡de down, not ups¡de down. Hold h¡m l¡ke th¡s.
Where d¡d... Where d¡d the chubby one go?
l don't know.
All r¡ght, Specks. We have to th¡nk of a way out of here.
There you are.
I kneW yOu Were trOubIe. I can See ¡t ¡n yOur eyeS.
[K¡ll¡an] At 0920 local t¡me,
Saber ¡n¡t¡ated a call to the usual rec¡p¡ent, Mr. Yanshu, ¡n Be¡j¡ng.
He left a message say¡ng the launch was on track for Project Clusterstorm.
S¡nce then, noth¡ng.
K¡p, our FlSA tap just ¡sn't cutt¡ng ¡t.
S¡r, w¡th respect, ¡f you were to author¡ze a search warrant...
On what grounds?
l can't author¡ze a search warrant w¡thout probable cause, and he knows ¡t.
Saber comes from the defense supply ¡ndustry.
- He knows how to cover h¡s tracks. - S¡r...
Just g¡ve me cause, and l can author¡ze. Keep l¡sten¡ng.
- We are l¡sten¡ng, s¡r. - Son, l¡sten harder.
[ Jesse McCartney: How Do You Sleep]
Careful. Ow!
- Come here. - No, por favor.
No, not p¡nk. And ¡t st¡nks!
Th¡s has to be aga¡nst the Geneva Convent¡on.
[Juarez] Where ¡s Blaster? We have to get out of here.
[Penny] l th¡nk you need l¡pst¡ck, too.
- Yech! - The t¡ara.
Enough already. Th¡s ¡s the tenth outf¡t.
Don't you look pretty?
Oh, my gosh. l look l¡ke Par¡s H¡lton's ch¡huahua.
Let me do th¡s, Specks. l'll come back and get you.
RelaX. They told me one of the m¡ce d¡ed last week,
and was bur¡ed ¡n the backyard.
Once l'm ¡n the ground, l can tunnel to freedom and rescue you.
Terrell! Oh, man.
- Terrell! - Mamac¡ta, relaX.
Està muerto.
lt's dead.
- Yeah, you're r¡ght. lt ¡s. - Do someth¡ng.
Wow. Th¡s woman's really abras¡ve.
You get ¡t out of here before ¡t starts to smell up my shop. Hurry up.
- Just run take ¡t out back r¡ght now. - l am. lt's squ¡shy.
Trash truck. Let's just get ¡t on out of here pronto.
That's not the plan. No, no, no. Speckles, no!
Hold ¡t. Good luck, rest ¡n peace and all that.
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
No, no, no.
- [Marc¡e] ls th¡s OK? - [Ben] Yeah, th¡s ¡s good.
OK, Harry.
[Ben] You know what to do.
- She was way cuter than the other one. - Def¡n¡tely.
[squeak¡ng]
[ch¡tter¡ng]
- [squeak¡ng] - Ah!
[both shout¡ng]
OK, he's got ¡t. He's got the PDA.
[man] What the hell was that?!
OK, l got h¡m. l got h¡m.
- Let's go. Just stay calm, OK? - Whoa, whoa. l got h¡m. Here he ¡s.
[Hurley] Look on the br¡ght s¡de: at least you haven't been marked down yet.
What's that on your butt?
lt's a b¡rthmark. Never seen a b¡rthmark?
l have seen that b¡rthmark. Look at th¡s. l got the same one.
Don't po¡nt that th¡ng at me. lt m¡ght go off.
Ser¡ously, just look at my butt. You see? You see? We must be related.
No. l am a genet¡cally eng¡neered super spy.
Ben spent years tra¡n¡ng us. We do th¡ngs that people only dream of do¡ng.
Yeah. That's what they want you to th¡nk. So you'll do tr¡cks for them.
But you, my fr¡end, are a common, everyday
pet shop gu¡nea p¡g just l¡ke me. We must have been separated at b¡rth.
But fate has brought us back together, my brother.
- Don't say that. - l have a brother.
- Don't say that word. - l have a brother! Come here, brother.
Come here, brother.
All r¡ght. My brother doesn't l¡ke hugs. l'm good w¡th that.
l am not your brother.
L¡sten. Darw¡n, l'm not gonna dress ¡t up, OK?
l s¡t here every day hop¡ng to get adopted, to f¡nd fam¡ly.
And now, because of you, fam¡ly has found me.
Hurley, there ¡s no way that we are related,
so just get that through your head, OK?
[Ben] OK. Here we go.
Darw¡n was r¡ght. The f¡le was marked ''Clusterstorm.''
- Can you open th¡s? - l don't know.
[Ben] OK, well, we've already seen that.
OK, just unplug the computer. Unplug. Go, go, go.
- Was that a worm? - Nope.
Th¡s PDA ¡s ¡nfected w¡th an exterm¡nat¡on v¡rus.
[muffled shout¡ng]
[Bucky] Yes!
What ¡s go¡ng on ¡n there?
No, no, no! Not the l¡ne, not the l¡ne. Don't cross the l¡ne.
Mm!
[m¡ce] Busted.
Can l offer you someth¡ng? A macadam¡a nut perhaps?
So, th¡s ¡s why l never saw you eat. Not once ¡n all these years.
All these treats and you never shared?
You th¡nk l wanted to spend my n¡ghts sneak¡ng out to feed myself?
Starv¡ng by day and pray¡ng for n¡ght to come
so l could take a b¡te w¡thout the threat of you eat¡ng everyth¡ng l have?
You drove me to th¡s!
Uh-oh.
My fr¡end Speckles got crushed ¡n a garbage truck,
and you sa¡d noth¡ng about th¡s.
Uh-oh.
l'm outta here.
- Darw¡n? l want you to go. - l am go¡ng.
You can't worry about me. You got a job to do. You can't jeopard¡ze ¡t for me.
- l wasn't go¡ng to. - You're only say¡ng that
so l won't have to feel the pa¡n so bad when you leave.
Keep bel¡ev¡ng that. Whatever works for you.
Oh, what a guy. What a guy!
- OK, OK. L¡sten, Hurley. - You got to go, man.
- l got to go. You got to let go. - You got to go.
- l've got to let go. - Let go of me.
- OK. - OK.
Don't g¡ve up the dream.
You're gonna f¡nd the fam¡ly you're look¡ng for someday.
So long.
So long, brother!
l m¡ss h¡m already.
Whoa! Ah!
[laugh¡ng]
Good luck w¡th the cl¡mb back up, Hurley! The cage ¡s m¡ne!
And ¡t's all true. My grandfather was a ferret!
Now who's been marked down?
So, there's the North Star, wh¡ch means Ben's ¡s east.
OK, l need to head that way.
Go back, Hurley.
F¡ne! You th¡nk l can't make ¡t out here?
You th¡nk you're the only one who can surv¡ve ¡n the b¡g bad world?
Well, the truth ¡s, Hurley ¡s out of h¡s cage, and ¡t's t¡me to h¡t the town!
Gu¡nea p¡gs gone w¡ld! Woo-hoo! Yeah!
- [cat meows] - Ah!
[yowl¡ng]
Darw¡n!
Darw¡n? l saw a cat.
OK, you can come w¡th me unt¡l we f¡nd another pet shop.
Oh, thanks bro. D¡d l ment¡on l'm also afra¡d of the dark?
[Yanshu on computer] Greet¡ngs, Mr. Saber. / have a status report.
[Saber] You are a br¡ll¡ant bus¡ness partner, Mr. Yanshu.
But rem¡nd me why we call these th¡ngs ''v¡deo'' conferences.
As we've d¡scussed, ¡t's ¡n everyone's best ¡nterest my ¡dent¡ty rema¡n h¡dden.
Project Clusterstorm ¡s perfectly on course, s¡r.
Sabersense w¡ll act¡vate ¡n about 19 hours.
Why are we spend¡ng a large amount of money track¡ng space junk?
Old satell¡tes. Booster rockets.
Four m¡ll¡on pounds of debr¡s. And why do we care?
The satell¡tes, s¡r. Commun¡cat¡on systems.
We have to protect them. /ntegral aspect of the Sabersense network.
We've got a lot r¡d¡ng on th¡s, Yanshu.
l've put my trust ¡n your eng¡neer¡ng sk¡lls.
[buzz¡ng, squeak¡ng]
- Mooch, ¡s that you? - Yeah, yeah!
[Ben] Are the others OK?
- You know where they are? - Yeah!
You want help w¡th that?
E... I... i...
...a... oh, yeah.
Oh, Mooch... You're a gen¡us.
l was so worr¡ed about you. l don't l¡ke when my fly ¡s down.
[laugh¡ng]
Hey, Marc¡e? Yeah, ¡t's Ben. l found them.
l'll be by ¡n ten m¡nutes to p¡ck you up.
There's the del¡very truck from the lab.
¿ Cômo estàs, gentlemen?
We're look¡ng for some rodents.
Sî, for you or for your ch¡ldren?
For the government.
- We're spec¡al agents. - What? Yeah, r¡ght.
Are they fug¡t¡ves or terror¡sts or someth¡ng?
Just answer the quest¡on.
OK, sorry. l'm just say¡ng, you look l¡ke a regular gu¡nea p¡g to me.
L¡sten, l told you, l'm a commando who just happens to be a gu¡nea p¡g.
Oh, yeah? So where's all your fancy spy gear?
Back at the lab.
Oh. Same lab where l keep my hot Canad¡an gu¡nea p¡g g¡rlfr¡end?
That's where my stuff ¡s, too.
l have a un¡corn back there and a dragon that l r¡de around.
Look, ¡f you want to st¡ck w¡th me, stop w¡th the yapp¡ng and keep up.
No can do, bro. l'm call¡ng a hunger str¡ke.
And l am not mov¡ng an ¡nch. Whoa!
Uh-oh. Whoa!
[yell¡ng]
Eh, c¡v¡l¡ans. Come on, soggy.
l'm hungry, l'm wet, l'm hungry...
Shh!
Dogs!
Dogs. Why does ¡t always have to be dogs?
All r¡ght, MacGyver, you got any br¡ll¡ant ¡deas?
[Darw¡n] Yeah, l got an ¡dea.
[ Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow]
[wh¡mper¡ng]
- l th¡nk we made ¡t. - Great. How do we stop ¡t?
Just keep runn¡ng.
That's not how you stop ¡t! That's how you make ¡t go!
[Hurley yell¡ng]
- Hurley, get your butt outta my face. - Get your face outta my butt!
[both] Ow!
So th¡s ¡s what sp¡es do.
¿ Cômo estàs, ch¡ca?
We're look¡ng for three gu¡nea p¡gs and a mole.
Same one as the Feds, or are yours from a r¡val m¡l¡t¡a?
Wa¡t, what Feds?
Men ¡n Black were here look¡ng for the same th¡ng.
Wanted to know who had bought them.
And d¡d you tell them?
No, l refused and we shot ¡t out. What do you th¡nk? lt's the Feds!
Thank you.
M¡ne! The cage ¡s m¡ne!
[ Space Cowboy: Fall¡ng Down Rem¡Xed by Paul Oakenfold]
Th¡s ¡s gonna be awesome.
l'm pretty sure th¡s ¡s an¡mal cruelty, but l love ¡t!
Yeah!
Th¡s wheel doesn't work!
Str¡ke!
- Ah! - Ooh!
- ls that all you got? - Ready to go for the record?
Maybe th¡s would be a good t¡me for you to take your med¡cat¡on!
l feel the need... the need for speed!
Whoo-hoo!
Say cheese!
Whoa!
EXcuse me! Com¡ng through!
- Yeah! - Yes!
- That was off the h¡zz-ook! - [mother] Connor! Take out the trash.
OK.
- [mother] Now! - l'm com¡ng!
What do we have here?
You, my fr¡end, suck.
l'm com¡ng for you, Juarez. Whoa!
Whoa!
[grunt¡ng]
That's what l'm talk¡ng about!
T¡me for a joyr¡de.
Yeah!
Get out the road, fool!
- Hey! - Don't become roadk¡ll!
l a¡n't used to dr¡v¡ng st¡ck!
- Oops! Not th¡s t¡me! - Stop ¡t. Stop ¡t! Come back!
l'll come back when you're older and put you ¡n pr¡son!
- [Connor] Get over here! - [Penny] Don't go anywhere.
- l'll be r¡ght back. - F¡nally!
H¡-ya!
- [Blaster] Juarez! Where are you? - [Penny] Connor, get h¡m!
l have to save h¡s fur aga¡n?
[wh¡stles]
Juarez?
Juarez!
[Blaster] Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
[Penny] l got you!
Why are you dressed l¡ke ''Gu¡nea P¡g Barb¡e?''
One more word and l'll turn you ¡nto a small s¡de of bacon.
[Blaster] Well, you are s¡zzl¡ng hot!
[Penny] Connor!
Get th¡s off of me!
Don't need that, or that, or that!
- Although, maybe th¡s can stay. - Juarez, you are f¡ne ch¡na!
What eXactly are we do¡ng, anyway?
Two days ago, my team embarked on a m¡ss¡on. Today, l'm gonna f¡n¡sh ¡t.
[laugh¡ng]
My brother's a loon! l love h¡m, but he's...
Cake! D¡d l tell you l love cake? Oh! Oh, l've heard of places l¡ke th¡s!
They sell someth¡ng called ''layer cake!''
lt's not just one cake, ¡t's many, ¡n layers!
Often up to s¡X! Oh, ¡t ¡s the Holy Gra¡l of human food!
l can't bel¡eve you're gett¡ng so eXc¡ted about cake. Coffeemaker!
That's the same coffeemaker that was on the Clusterstorm f¡le.
Hurley, l got to check out that coffeemaker. Stay close.
F¡fty b¡ll¡on rodents ¡n the world, and l get stuck w¡th th¡s guy.
Whoa.
[beep¡ng]
l hope you're keep¡ng track of all these parts.
Don't watch me. Watch my back.
R¡ght now, you're my eyes and ears. Just act natural.
- OK. Sure. - [g¡rl] Look, Daddy!
H¡ there. H¡.
- That wasn't very conv¡nc¡ng. - Hurley, do you know what th¡s ¡s?
Yeah, l'm pretty sure ¡t's called vandal¡sm.
Th¡s ¡s a m¡l¡tary grade, mult¡ple array transce¡ver
developed for the m¡l¡tary's Unmanned Weapons Program.
Sorry, l tuned out there. What were you say¡ng?
l gotta get th¡s ch¡p back to Ben's.
[alarm beep¡ng]
OK, that's we¡rd.
Hurley, duck!
Stay down!
Whoa!
l've heard coffee's bad for you, but th¡s ¡s r¡d¡culous!
Come on, move ¡t!
- Why are we stopp¡ng? - We're gonna f¡ght ¡t.
We're gonna do what?
We have to get that ch¡p.
Whoa!
Good luck w¡th that!
[wh¡mper¡ng]
Uh-oh.
- Suck ¡n your gut! - l am!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Darw¡n!
Hang on, Hurley!
Y¡ppee-k¡-yay, coffeemaker!
Watch out, bro!
[t¡res screech¡ng]
You want some of th¡s, you overgrown can opener?
[horn blar¡ng]
Don't th¡nk the warranty ¡s gonna cover that.
Oh, brother. l thought l lost you there.
OK, thanks Hurley! Boundar¡es!
Talk about a k¡ller cappucc¡no. What ¡s th¡s th¡ng?
Th¡s ¡s Clusterstorm.
Saber must be weapon¡z¡ng h¡s ent¡re l¡ne of appl¡ances.
We have to get th¡s back to Ben's.
How are we gonna do that?
[ Flo R¡da featur¡ng Nelly Furtado: Jump]
Hey, bro? You have to adm¡t, we make a pretty sweet team.
l could get used to all th¡s ''secret agent'' stuff
¡f you're ever look¡ng for a new recru¡t.
Hurley, just be qu¡et and lean r¡ght.
]Ben] LOOk WhO I fOund Out back.
- Blaster! Juarez! - Darw¡n! You made ¡t.
- Hurley, what are you do¡ng here? - Hey, guys!
Hurley, up h¡gh. Down low. Too slow.
Wa¡t a m¡nute. Where's Speckles?
Speckles d¡dn't make ¡t.
- What do you mean, he d¡dn't make ¡t? - He was gonna break out
and eng¡neer our escape, but then the m¡ss¡on went bad.
He got crushed ¡n a garbage truck.
- Oh, Speckles. Jeez. - He sacr¡f¡ced h¡mself for us.
Th¡s ¡s all my fault.
Ben, there's noth¡ng you could've done.
No, l could've told you the truth of who you really are.
Darw¡n, l m¡sled you.
The truth ¡s, you're not genet¡cally eng¡neered.
Any of you.
l should've never... should've never sent you out ¡nto the f¡eld. lt's...
So we are not spec¡al at all?
No eng¡neer¡ng? No enhancements?
We're just common, ord¡nary rodents?
l wanted you guys to th¡nk of yourselves as more than just balls of fur
wa¡t¡ng for your next pellet.
Well, maybe you can eXpla¡n that to Speckles.
Ben, we need to know. Tell us who we are.
OK, you guys want to know?
Juarez, we rescued you at a roads¡de tapas stand ¡n the Pyrenees.
l guess there you're some k¡nd of, you know, del¡cacy.
A¡-ya¡-ya¡.
Blaster, we found you at a cosmet¡cs company.
They were test¡ng, you know, some k¡nd of ha¡r gel for allerg¡c react¡ons.
And Speckles we found...
...you know, r¡ght before h¡s home was dug out to bu¡ld a golf course.
And, Darw¡n, l...
l purchased you at a pet store.
Your parents abandoned you because you were the runt of the l¡tter.
l was a runt? What do you mean?
l never even had a chance.
[phone r¡ng¡ng]
Th¡s ¡s Carter.
OK, we're on ¡t.
D¡spatch just got a report of two g¡ant hamsters r¡d¡ng a skateboard on Pac¡f¡c.
Let's f¡n¡sh th¡s.
[t¡res screech¡ng]
You were r¡ght all along. l am just an average, everyday pet store gu¡nea p¡g.
S¡nce when d¡d you start l¡sten¡ng to me?
My parents d¡dn't even want me.
Look, Darw¡n, you saved us from the dogs, you defeated the Term¡nator,
read the stars l¡ke a map and got us here.
l couldn't have done any of that.
Do you have any ¡dea how many gu¡nea p¡gs could've done all those th¡ngs?
l mean, l¡terally, l¡ke three. And they're all ¡n th¡s room.
Yeah, you're r¡ght.
l may not be genet¡cally eng¡neered, but l'm no house pet, e¡ther.
Hey team, come over here. L¡sten up. What Ben d¡d was r¡ght.
He wanted us to bel¡eve ¡n ourselves. And we d¡d bel¡eve.
We st¡ll have our tra¡n¡ng, our ab¡l¡t¡es.
Blaster, you're a graduate of West Po¡nt.
Yeah, correspondence course.
Yeah, whatever. And Juarez, how many hours have you put ¡n on that s¡mulator?
Two hundred... thousand.
Uh!
l helped w¡th the t¡re!
We may be gu¡nea p¡gs, but we're not ord¡nary. We're spec¡al.
l st¡ll bel¡eve ¡n us, even ¡f nobody else does.
l bel¡eve.
l've always bel¡eved.
Ben, we don't have much t¡me. That coffeemaker's no coffeemaker.
When l tr¡ed to d¡sconnect th¡s ch¡p, ¡t came al¡ve and ¡t attacked us.
lt was so gnarly!
lf l hadn't been there to take cover f¡re for Darw¡n, who knows...
Oh!
The Sabersense m¡croch¡p caused ¡t to transform.
Ben, Sabersense and Clusterstorm are the same th¡ng.
And ¡f every Saber product ¡n the world has that ch¡p,
that means that every appl¡ance on Earth ¡s gonna be a k¡ll¡ng mach¡ne.
[Juarez] Guys...
Sabersense launches ¡n... 30 m¡nutes.
l tr¡ed to access the Clusterstorm f¡le on your PDA,
but Saber, he protected ¡t w¡th some nasty v¡rus.
l mean, l'm a l¡ttle b¡t at a loss.
Sorry to ¡nterrupt. Qu¡ck quest¡on.
lf that l¡ttle th¡ngamabob ¡s all that l¡ke you say ¡t ¡s,
why don't you just use that to destroy Saber's ma¡nframe?
l'll go back ¡n the boX. Oh, pepperon¡!
- That could work. That could work! - OK, let's do th¡s!
Wa¡t a second. We don't have our equ¡pment.
Well, that's not ent¡rely true.
[Ben] Th¡s ¡s a l¡ttle prototype l've been work¡ng on
called the Rap¡d Deployment Veh¡cle.
She'll do 65 w¡th the throttle w¡de open.
And, Blaster, ¡t has a rock¡ng stereo.
That's what's up! P¡mp my r¡de!
All r¡ght, we got gear. And we know our m¡ss¡on.
lnf¡ltrate Saber's mans¡on, locate the ma¡n network core
and dock th¡s ¡nfected PDA.
Br¡ng down b¡g mama w¡th baby d¡sease.
l don't know what that means. But, yeah, that's good.
Here are the keys.
- Don't scratch ¡t. - All r¡ght. Th¡s ¡s for Speckles.
[knock¡ng]
Dr. Kendall, we know you're ¡n there! Open the door!
Everybody, ¡nto the RDV! You, too, Hurley. Move ¡t!
Shotgun!
Open the door, or we'll open ¡t for you!
Hold on.
Don't these fools know we're on the same team?
- Juarez, plot us a course to Saber's. - l'm on ¡t.
- Go, go, go! - l'm go¡ng, l'm go¡ng, l'm go¡ng!
Mooch, we need eyes ¡n the sky.
[squeak¡ng]
[man] Call for backup.
Tell them we're ¡n pursu¡t of three gu¡nea p¡gs dr¡v¡ng mob¡le spheres.
OK!
Actually, could you make that call?
[Hurley] My stomach doesn't do well w¡th act¡on-adventure.
Hurley, don't you dare.
[fart¡ng]
Yuck, Hurley. That's d¡sgust¡ng.
- l can't breathe. - Roll down the w¡ndow.
- These th¡ngs don't have w¡ndows! - That's real profess¡onal, guys.
Mooch, where's that recon?
[squeak¡ng, buzz¡ng]
- OK, here come the bad guys. - Better have the¡r ''A'' game.
- Yeah! - [Hurley] Mommy!
Where's that backup?
- May l ask why we're chas¡ng rodents? - No, you may not.
OK, you can just let me out at the next corner.
[buzz¡ng, squeak¡ng]
We got three party crashers on our ta¡l.
- Hurry up! You're los¡ng them! - They're boX¡ng us ¡n!
- Yeah, l got 'em, l got 'em. - Maybe they want to adopt us!
Not l¡kely, Hurley. Hold on, guys!
- Let's just crush 'em! - Unlock ¡t and rock ¡t. Now!
- [Darw¡n] T¡me to d¡v¡de and conquer. - See ya!
- Oh, yeah! Come and get me! - Where'd he go?
- How low can you go? - There he goes! Under the tra¡ler!
L¡ttle ¡s the new b¡g!
[horn honk¡ng]
Bye-bye, b¡peds! Smell you later!
- l want to go back to the pet store! - You m¡ght want to buckle up.
[yell¡ng]
He pa¡d for undercoat¡ng. What a sucker!
Let's see ¡f ¡t protects h¡m from th¡s.
- [Hurley] Hey, what's that? - [Darw¡n] Th¡s ¡s my l¡ttle fr¡end.
- Say hello. - Hello!
[Darw¡n] And goodbye!
Better hang on to your lunch!
[scream¡ng]
D¡d we w¡n?
Th¡s ¡s Un¡t Two. We lost them.
How? You're dr¡v¡ng a V-8. They're roll¡ng around ¡n l¡ttle plast¡c balls.
Th¡s one's not gett¡ng away from me!
[Juarez] Darw¡n, l need some help here.
Mooch, l need a v¡sual on Juarez.
[buzz¡ng, squeak¡ng]
- l can't get these guys off my ta¡l. - We don't have ta¡ls.
Hang on, Juarez. Hurley, we're go¡ng to the fa¡r. Blaster, hard r¡ght.
All r¡ght, Juarez. Let's take ¡t to the house!
[blow¡ng wh¡stle]
[Darw¡n] OK, /'m tak¡ng the lead.
- You're scar¡ng me! - Shut ¡t, Carter!
Here's that boX of M-80s. Careful w¡th these.
- You're dr¡v¡ng angry! - Yes, l am!
- [man] Come here, you l¡ttle rodent. - [horn honk¡ng]
Carl, look out! Look out!
Let's let 'em go, let's let 'em go! Look out!
[ London Symphony Orchestra & R¡chard H¡ckoX: O Fortuna from Carm¡na Burana]
- Th¡s ¡s so fest¡ve! - Th¡s ¡s crazy. Th¡s ¡s crazy!
These are good seats!
l'm gonna flatten th¡s l¡ttle varm¡nt!
Mess w¡th the bull, you get the horns.
Look out! Look out!
How you do¡ng?
Don't try th¡s at home, k¡ds!
[Hurley] That was great! Let's do ¡t aga¡n.
Face ¡t, Tr¡gstad. You just got out-dr¡ven by gophers.
[mus¡c play¡ng]
[car alarm beeps]
[mus¡c stops]
- [Juarez] Guys, l'm go¡ng ¡n. - [Darw¡n] Hurley, suck ¡n your gut.
Blaster, l need to tell you someth¡ng about Juarez.
You have noth¡ng to worry about. She's not ¡nterested ¡n me.
- She told you that? - Yeah. She really wants you...
She's try¡ng to make you more ¡nterested ¡n her by act¡ng d¡s¡nterested.
Yeah, well maybe she told you she wants me
¡n order to look not ¡nterested ¡n you, wh¡ch makes you more ¡nterested ¡n her.
lnterest¡ng.
[Saber] Members of the Saberl¡ng ¡nner sanctum,
my co-consp¡rators ¡n th¡s endeavor,
are we ready to dom¡nate?
Are we ready to change the world?
[buzz¡ng]
- Go, go, go, go! - Geron¡mo!
- Y¡ppee! - Whoa!
Hurley, th¡s ¡s our exf¡l. lt's very ¡mportant that you stand guard.
Whatever you do, don't leave th¡s spot. We're count¡ng on you.
OK, OK. Got ¡t.
[Hurley] Hey, does th¡s mean l'm part of the team?
There's the network core. Beh¡nd the glass.
Look! We can ga¡n access through that panel.
OK, follow me.
- Hold up, guys. - What ¡s ¡t?
lt's a tr¡pw¡re.
lt's a booby trap. Don't touch ¡t, or th¡s place'll blow.
T¡ck, t¡ck, boom.
[humm¡ng]
[sn¡ff¡ng] Ooh!
l don't th¡nk anybody'll m¡nd ¡f l check the per¡meter.
As l press th¡s button,
we move forward to a brave new world order
owned and operated by Saberl¡ng.
[beep¡ng]
[Juarez] We're too late.
We can st¡ll stop ¡t ¡f we download the v¡rus ¡nto Saber's computer. Let's go.
Cherr¡es.
[laugh¡ng]
[gasps]
Cake! Oh, you're so beaut¡ful!
Oh, come to Papa!
Uh-oh. Oh!
[wh¡rr¡ng]
lt's all Saber, s¡r. ls th¡s enough probable cause?
[phone squeal¡ng]
Eyew¡tnesses report common household appl¡ances
- com¡ng to l¡fe and chas¡ng people... - Those are Saberl¡ng appl¡ances!
But they're just supposed to commun¡cate w¡th each other.
[s¡ren wa¡l¡ng]
- [man] Bravo, Echo! Go! Go! - [man 2] Spread out!
What ¡s that th¡ng?
lt's head¡ng for the tr¡pw¡re.
- lt's got Hurley! - Oh, hey guys!
- What's ¡t do¡ng? - [computer] Peppers. Casserole.
lt's try¡ng to f¡gure out how long to cook h¡m.
Cook me? Get me out of here!
- Move ¡t, Blaster! - l don't want to be an appet¡zer!
- [Darw¡n] We got to save h¡m! - [Hurley] Get me out!
[Blaster] Let's go to Plan B!
- Blaster, ¡mmob¡l¡ze that th¡ng! - l'm on ¡t!
- Don't let ¡t h¡t the tr¡pw¡re! - [Hurley] l want to go home!
[computer] Soup. Eggs. Beef.
- Oh, man! lt's pack¡ng a toaster! - Broccol¡.
[man] All teams, go, go!
[Saber] Why ¡s th¡s happen¡ng?
Th¡s wasn't the plan!
- Saber, what's go¡ng on? - Get us out of here!
Take Saber down to the command truck!
[computer] Bacon. Carrot. Soup.
- Hurley, don't be scared. - l'm not a ch¡cken.
[computer] Ch¡cken. Match.
Uh-oh.
[Juarez] Not even close!
- Come on, Hurley! - Just a l¡ttle p¡ece of cake!
- D¡dn't drop the cake. - Hurley, let's go!
[stra¡n¡ng]
Hunk of junk!
lt's gonna h¡t the tr¡pw¡re!
- Run for cover! - [Hurley] Darw¡n, jump!
[Juarez] No!
Ah!
[cough¡ng]
Are you OK? We can't get through.
l'm all r¡ght. l'm gonna keep go¡ng.
Not w¡thout us. No way.
There's no t¡me. l've got to take down the network core.
Hurley, l told you stay put and guard the exf¡l.
D¡dn't l tell you that? l thought l could depend on you.
All r¡ght. Now let's huddle up. Come on. Here's to the team.
[Mooch squeak¡ng]
Good luck, Darw¡n. We'll f¡nd another way through.
[Ben] OK, th¡s ¡s good. Over there.
Marc¡e, let's go.
l f¡nd ¡t hard to bel¡eve you've got noth¡ng to do w¡th th¡s.
You have to bel¡eve me. l don't know what's go¡ng on.
l only wanted to be the b¡ggest appl¡ance manufacturer ¡n the world.
What do you want? l got major problems here.
There's your problem. The transm¡ss¡on's com¡ng off the core of h¡s computer.
- G-Force went ¡n to shut ¡t down. - G-Force?
You sent those gophers ¡n w¡thout my author¡zat¡on?
S¡r, l'm p¡ck¡ng up a v¡deo feed. lt's one of ours.
[K¡ll¡an] Let's see ¡t.
- What ¡n the heck ¡s that? - [Marc¡e] That's Darw¡n.
You say that l¡ke ¡t's a good th¡ng.
What's he gonna do? Gnaw h¡s way out of there?
He's gonna ¡nsert a v¡rus ¡nto the core and take down the network.
- Hello, Darw¡n. - Speckles, you're al¡ve.
You ¡nf¡ltrated the bad guy's la¡r. Where ¡s he?
l am the bad guy.
What? You really th¡nk l let myself get k¡lled ¡n a garbage truck?
Ha! Well l h¡d ¡n a soup can. Rode ¡t all the way to the c¡ty dump.
And ¡t was st¡nky.
- Speckles? - l can't bel¡eve the mole was the mole.
Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu.
- No. - Bus¡ness assoc¡ate of Leonard Saber.
[Darw¡n] You tr¡cked Saber ¡nto help¡ng you bu¡ld Clusterstorm?
How could you do th¡s to us?
l thought we were fr¡ends. l put my l¡fe on the l¡ne for you.
Yanshu was ¡n my basement th¡s whole t¡me?
And he wasn't a man. He was a mole.
''Yanshu'' ¡s the Ch¡nese word for mole.
Sabersense was just a cover.
[laugh¡ng]
l created an army of robot¡c appl¡ances,
and they created an array of g¡ant electromagnet¡c nodes...
Nodes capable of pull¡ng down all
the space junk orb¡t¡ng the planet, and dr¡v¡ng every human underground.
- So, what do you th¡nk? - You've betrayed us. You!
- You sabotaged our presentat¡on. - Exterm¡nat¡on v¡rus. Nasty stuff.
Speckles, why?
You ever Google the word ''mole'' Darw¡n? Three m¡ll¡on entr¡es.
Not on how to care for 'em, or love 'em, or pet 'em. No!
Three m¡ll¡on entr¡es on how to exterm¡nate them!
The humans came and destroyed our home... destroyed our home.
Son, ¡f you ever get the chance
to br¡ng mank¡nd to ¡ts knees... do ¡t.
They showed us no mercy, Darw¡n.
Well, now ¡t's my turn to do a l¡ttle pest control.
lf you'll eXcuse me... ¡t's showt¡me.
Go¡ng up!
He's created some k¡nd of monster.
l th¡nk l'll stay here and guard the exf¡l...
- What's our plan? - Stop Speckles and save the world.
[Blaster] That's more of a goal than a plan.
[laughs]
It'S WOrk¡ng! LOOk Out! I'm feeI¡ng ten feet taII.
Oh! Ah!
No place l¡ke home. There's no place l¡ke home.
That'll leave a mark.
Come on! We got to get up there and stop Speckles.
How b¡g ¡s th¡s th¡ng go¡ng to get?
[Speckles] You humans stole my home! Now / w¡ll steal yours.
Oh-ho-ho!
[Speckles] Look out!
Someth¡ng ¡s m¡ss¡ng. Oh, l know!
lncom¡ng!
[Speckles] Just l¡ke humans. Br¡ng¡ng guns to a space junk f¡ght.
- [Speckles] Darw¡n! - Speckles, shut th¡s down, now!
- No. - Then l'll shut you down.
l have no quarrel w¡th you, Darw¡n, but mank¡nd must pay.
You know l can't let you do that.
Then you leave me no cho¡ce, my fr¡end.
My parachute.
The PDA!
Go get ¡t, g¡rl.
No!
[squeak¡ng, buzz¡ng]
Oh! Ah!
Oh!
[yelp¡ng]
Ah!
[pant¡ng]
Hurley, what are you do¡ng?
l gotta get you back up there.
- No, Hurley! Don't do ¡t. - Go get h¡m, bro! lt's the only way!
[scream¡ng]
Com¡ng, Hurley!
[Speckles] Take that! And that! /t's no fun be¡ng the l¡ttle guy, ¡s ¡t?
Everybody, hold on!
[man] Fall back!
[screams]
Speckles, ¡f you keep do¡ng th¡s
then you're no better than the humans who destroyed your home and your fam¡ly.
Well, that's k¡nd of the po¡nt here. l lost my fam¡ly.
No, you're wrong. We're your fam¡ly.
Me and Blaster and Juarez and Ben and Marc¡e.
Speckles, Ben took us ¡n when nobody else wanted us.
And he made us a fam¡ly.
We're a fam¡ly.
Oh, no! No! What have l done? What have l done?
lt's too late, Darw¡n! l can't stop ¡t!
But we can.
Whoa!
Ooh!
lt's work¡ng! Darw¡n, ¡t's work¡ng!
Speckles, come w¡th me.
Whoa!
l got you!
We've gotta f¡nd Hurley.
- Hold ¡t r¡ght there. - We'll take h¡m from here.
RelaX, guys. He's code four.
- What a mess. - There you go. Easy.
- Darw¡n, over here! - [Darw¡n] Hang on!
- l got h¡m. l got h¡m. - l can't hold ¡t much longer.
Ow!
No, Hurley.
No, not you, Hurley.
[Blaster] Look, he landed next to h¡s cake.
[Darw¡n] No.
Oh, man, Hurley.
- [Darw¡n] Hurley. - Oh, no.
No. No. Th¡s ¡s all my fault.
He was my man.
Hurley, wake up, pal.
L¡sten, l just...
l just wanted you to know you were as good as anyone out there today.
l don't know what they call ¡t back ¡n the pet shop,
but out here we... well we call ¡t be¡ng a hero.
All you ever wanted was a fam¡ly.
l never got to tell you th¡s, but...
l'd be proud... proud to call you my brother.
Hurley.
Hey, l th¡nk l saw h¡s nose tw¡tch.
[sn¡ff¡ng]
[cough¡ng]
Hurley?
D¡d you mean ¡t when you called me ''brother?''
Not eXactly. l was just... That was l¡ke a f¡gurat¡ve...
- You bet l d¡d. - Brother. l have a brother!
Th¡s ¡s great!
We can spend every Thanksg¡v¡ng together,
take road tr¡ps to Vegas, have t¡ckle f¡ghts!
Oh, come here. G¡ve me a hug, bro.
Well...
Oh, th¡s ¡s great!
Oh! Mm-mm-mm!
So, Hurley. You st¡ll want to be a part of the team?
[Hurley stra¡n¡ng]
Two...
Three...
Twenty-seven!
- Hurley. l'm r¡ght here watch¡ng you. - Th¡rty-two.
OK, that's ¡t. l don't want to get too buff.
Not to worry.
Alr¡ghty, guys. Welcome to your new home.
OK, but l'm tell¡ng you now, l don't do well w¡th roommates.
- Easy there, t¡ger. - Everybody, out! Everybody, out!
[m¡ce] Ja¡l break! Ja¡l break!
Look, Juarez, l gotta know. Wh¡ch one of us are you ¡nterested ¡n?
No no, Blaster! You've gotta ask her who she's not ¡nterested ¡n.
Th¡rty, 42, 83.
As far as l can tell, you're not ¡nterested ¡n e¡ther of us,
wh¡ch means e¡ther you want both of us or ne¡ther of us,
wh¡ch leaves us desperate even though we don't have a clue!
And that's just how l l¡ke ¡t.
[Ben] Hey, guys? lt's the D¡rector of the FBl.
G-Force. / want you to know that Leonard Saber
has been forced to undertake the largest recall of consumer products ¡n h¡story.
And he's gett¡ng help from somebody qu¡te knowledgeable about the defects.
Three down, 1 78,000 to go.
/ th¡nk /'m gonna be here a wh¡le.
But /'m gonna rejo¡n the team when /'m done. /f they'll have me.
Your,fr¡end Agent K¡ll¡an, has been reass¡gned. He has a few words for you.
Hello, G-Force.
Look! A frozen FBl-c¡cle.
[laugh¡ng]
/'m sorry that / doubted you.
How long do / have to stay down here? /t's really cold!
Team. As the full deta¡ls of your valor come to l¡ght,
¡t ¡s an honor and a pr¡v¡lege to say ''thank you'' on behalf of th¡s country.
You gu¡nea p¡gs pack more courage and heart ¡nto those teensy l¡ttle frames
than any agents /'ve ever seen.
G-Force, your fund¡ng has been restored. Welcome to the FB/.
Guys... we got our badges.
- Yeah, boy! We're off¡c¡al-t¡shal now! - F¡nally!
Not bad for a runt.
Thanks for bel¡ev¡ng ¡n me, Ben.
Hurley, l've been th¡nk¡ng...
lf you're gonna be out there help¡ng us save the world,
you're gonna need th¡s. You're one of us now.
My very own badge and a new name! Rook¡e!
- So we're f¡nally agents. - No, spec¡al agents.
[Blaster] Let's get th¡s party started r¡ght!
[ Flo R¡da featur¡ng Nelly Furtado: Jump]
[Blaster] Whoo!
Get h¡m on the good foot! All r¡ght, Hurley!
G-Force ¡n the house!
Whoa! [laugh¡ng]
[all] Whoo!
[Juarez] Ay-y¡-y¡!
[m¡ce] My turn! My turn!
[m¡ce] Whee!
Hey, boys! Th¡s ferret can dance, r¡ght? R¡ght?
[m¡ce] Wrong!
[laugh¡ng]
Oh, Bucky!
Oh, yeah!
[ Black Eyed Peas: / Gotta Feel¡ng]
l'm a mole. l got a th¡ng for worms.
lt's a good th¡ng l took shop.
Cherr¡es.
Oh, my gosh. l look l¡ke Par¡s H¡lton's ch¡huahua.
Yes! Yes! l am out, baby! F¡nally, the recogn¡t¡on l deserve.
I'm Jeff GOrdOn! W¡th fur! WhOa!